God Sends His Only Severe Thunderstorm To Jenna Bush's Crawford Wedding
Here's tonight's severe weather alert from Waco's News Channel 25. Yikes, it's a big terrible thunderstorm over Crawford. But it should clear up by tomorrow evening. Meanwhile, all the poor people in Crawford have offered their barns and double-wides as vacation rentals for the wedding guests, but the elites aren't falling for that.
Let's remember the good times we've had with single-gal Jenna:
☛ Designer dresses and crappy, home-made souvenirs.
☛ Jenna meets the Nazi Pope!
☛ White House Reveals Where The Wild Twins Are.
☛ First the White House attacked the Waco Cultists, then it attacked the nice people of Crawford.
☛ J.B., phone home. Phone home!
☛ But her dad can't remember if she was ever born.
☛ For a few days, several years ago, Jenna seemed to sort of like her husband-to-be.
☛ And did Laura Bush like Henry Hager? Not so much ....
☛ But what about Jenna's South American boyfriend?
☛ And was she really pregnant?