Hmm. So maybe thereis one of those "God" things after all? When asked if he'd run for political office, unlicensed handyman and Constitutional originalist Joe Wurzelbacher said, "I hope not. You know, I talked to God about that and he was like, 'No.'" Joe will be in Austin on July 3 to celebrate the day our anti-Communist Founding Fathers signed the Book of Mormon, which explicitly forbids taxation. Everyone's invited! [WND via Think Progress]