Alberto Gonzales: Opposed to "politics," dedicated to fixing problems. What's not to like? We're thrilled that he's decided to be Attorney General forever and ever and ever, because if there's one man who can clean up the mess caused by Alberto Gonzales, it's Alberto Gonzales. Or maybe the A-Team, but that's more than one man.

For this trip to the Judiciary Committee, Pat Leahy gave Gonzo a list of all his questions beforehand, so that Al could think up lies instead of having to Not Recall everything. It won't help, though, because Al will probably just forget to read the questions, or maybe forget how to read completely. He doesn't remember why he fired all those US Attorneys, what's a US Attorney?? Where is he??

Gonzales Says He's Keeping His Post [CNN]


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