Good-Bye Forever, St. Paul (and Minneapolis)

Good-Bye Forever, St. Paul (and Minneapolis)

We loved you, Minnesota. You were nice. Your convention ran as smooth as a "Tuna Hot Dish," which is apparently what you eat here, in your secret homes. But now we are at the Airport Service Center, in Concourse E or something, typing, while our phones charge. Newell is already gone -- Lindsey Graham was two rows away, incoach! What a fag. Anyways, thanks for following our ridiculous cross-country Heartland Change Convention Tour. We'll be quiet for a few hours now, as we will all be on terrible planes flying in every direction, 9/11 times Infinity, the end. Oh and Todd Palin's ex-business partner just filed an emergency motion to seal his divorce records, and it was denied. [Andrew Sullivan]


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