Good Help Doesn't Come Cheap
Bill Gates -- the real one, not the Defense Secretary -- believes that technology can help heal our ailing economy. [ Reuters ]
Ed Liddy, the government-appointed AIG head and dollar-a-year whipping boy of the House Financial Services Committee, has quit his job, and warns that finding an equally affordable "bottom" to replace him will be difficult. [ Bloomberg ]
One of the accused Bronx synagogue bombers was a schizophrenic who kept bottles of urine in his apartment and left raw chicken on the stovetop. [ New York Times ]
GM will enter bankruptcy proceedings as early as the end of next week. [ Washington Post ]
In the future, Americans will be as nostalgic for malls as they now are for the neighborhood soda fountain, hot rods, and unprotected teen sex. [ Wall Street Journal ]
A lot of good it does California, being so packed with Obamatards and sending so many high-profile Democrats to Congress, because theystillcan't get a lousy government bailout. [ Los Angeles Times ]