Good News America! Beyonce Lip-Synched The National Anthem, So We Can Finally Impeach?
Where was Beyonce during Benghazi, and will she avoid testifying by faking a vocal cord injury? It's a slippery slope from her unheard-of reliance on recording equipment to Michelle Obama murdering Vince Foster and Barack Obama selling Iran a fuckload of guns. Yay, inpeach!
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.