GOP Consultant Alex Castellanos: Ted Cruz Is Doing Bestiality On Poor Little Bunnies
Alex Castellanos, the Cuban American GOP consultant, has correctly identified Ted Cruz's problem: he can't stop fucking animals. However! Alex Castellanos was incorrect when he claimed Ted Cruz was doing sex on poor defenseless bunnies. As we all know, Ted Cruz is fucking that chicken.
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