GOP Hopefuls Hope You Don't Remember Their Old Positions on Immigration
Everyone who wants the Republican nomination hates immigrants, even the ones who love immigrants.
WALNUTS!, who sponsored the damn amnesty bill with Ted Kennedy, now wants nothing to do with it and hopes you won't bring it up. Mitt Romney, unsurprisingly, praised the bill last year and now trashes it. Rudy Giuliani just wants to sodomize all the immigrants with billy clubs. Sam Brownback and Mike Huckabee would like to go the extra mile and throw out all the Irish, too.
By the time the South Carolina primary arrives, Tancredo will have decried heliocentrism. Or evolution! Wouldn't that be wacky!