GOP Platform Jerk Does Douchey Fist Pump Over Denying DC Representation Forever


Here is a video of a man -- looks like, but is not, Hugh Hewitt -- droning on and on all Bueller-styley about how of course the GOP platform shouldn't "dilute" the representation the citizens of DC already have in Congress (one) by giving them more representation. Besides, the people of DC are all blah, and therefore Democrats! (He does not say the blah part, just blah blah blah Democrat Party.)

Anyway, there's really no need to listen to this man-person being detestable (it will be quite a while before we forget that getting more congresspeople is "diluting" the one (non-voting) (out of 535 representatives and senators) that you have. Just skip right to the end and watch him do his douchey fist pump like he is a high school jock on Glee after winning a voice vote. YEAH! WHOO! FACE! SLUSHEE! I'M A FUCKING DIPWAD WHO DOES FIST PUMPS! Whatevs.

UPDATE! Nice person on Twitter @dorseyshaw made us this gif, if we saved it right.


Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.


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