Gore-Ku: Submissions

Gore-Kus of note:

Election stolen!

Too depressed to shave, at last

you moved on (dot org). -- RO

Wonkette, Kerry's hung, 

it's true.  But Tipper's man has

six full feet of wood. -- MC

We seem to have reached some kind of point of diminishing returns with the Gore-kus, actually, and the applications to serve as Wonkette Intern/Reporter/Assistant/Love Slave are only trickling in. So we're gonna close the window on both at the end of the day today, and we'll make some kind of decision about the position in the next week or so. Thanks to all those who applied to far, and to those would have applied but didn't want to submit, we think we know where you might find a better, uhm, fit:


The Academy of the Holy Cross, an all girl's Catholic HS, is looking for an indiv. to monitor student's compliance with school policies, procedures, regulations & enforce standards of conduct.

We're going to go try on some knee socks right now. . .



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