Gossip Roundup: Afflicting the Trojans Edition

Reliable Source: Life-size cardboard cutout of Clinton missing from the Pentagon. Says owner Russ Beland, "[A cardboard cutout of Clint Eastwood] has been up there for a couple of years without incident, but by noon, Bill was gone. Just gone. No one seems to know what happened, and Clint sure isn't talking. I assume it's just a coincidence, but the office space from which Bill vanished is almost exactly one floor above the old office space of one Monica Lewinsky." He adds, "I don't think it could have gotten too far.". . . Olbermann in FHM: "The key thing that's left out of Bill O'Reilly's career is that he got to where he is by being an abject failure at every step." Replies Fox News flak, "Since he stopped reading sports scores, Keith has attracted fewer viewers than a test pattern and his career has been nothing short of a train wreck. We pity his tortured soul and wish him all the best.". . . Watergate conversion gets green light, for now. [WP]


Heard on the Hill: Rep. Bob Etheridge (D-N.C.) pins woman who claimed to have a gun. . . Edwards has strong support in online poll of VP candidates on Rep. Dutch Ruppersberger's (D-Md.) web site. . . Parents Families and Friends of Lesbians and Gays face Parents and Friends of Ex-Gays & Gays on Capitol Hill. . . Cynthia Nixon joins Garry Trudeau for new installments of "Tanner '88." [Roll Call]

Inside the Beltway: PETA presents "Veg Eye for the Fat Guy" aimed at Ruben Studdard, John Madden, Luciano Pavarotti, and John Goodman. [WT]

Rush & Molloy: Brad Pitt: "I think ["Troy"] deeply resonates with [the search for WMDs]. There was a line in 'The Iliad' that sticks in my mind - where Achilles asks, 'What are we doing here, afflicting the Trojans and afflicting their land?'" [NYDN]

Fox 411: Russert's book party at the Four Seasons included Cuomo, Matt Lauer, Al Roker, Brian Williams, Harry Evans, Tina Brown, Jack Welch, Rick Kaplan, and Harvey Weinstein [Fox News]

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