* Heard on the Hill: William Jefferson already violating House ethics rules, uses official letterhead, House internal mail service to hit up other members for donations... Rep. Stephanie Herseth (D-S.D.) to marry some dude on March 31... TV journos upset that Nancy Pelosi won't let them broadcast from Statuary Hall today. [Roll Call]


* Reliable Source: Pelosi's "Celebration Concert" tonight at the National Building is off-limits to the press. Attending: Tony Bennett, Carole King, Wyclef Jean, Bruce Hornsby, three former Grateful Dead members, Richard Gere and Amy Brenneman... Fed Chair Ben Bernanke spotted buying funnyman Dave Barry's Money Secrets. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Busty blondes love horses: Barbi Twins join Bo Derek in lobbying against horse slaughter. 'It's like eating the flag," says Sia. Quote of the year... Freshman Rep. Zack Space, who replaced Bob Ney, almost hired a cabbie named Ney... Despite being done in Congress forever, Rep. Shelley DraculaCunt Gibbs represented Texas' 22nd at Ford's Lying in State party... Nancy Pelosi held a tea party yesterday, Wonder Woman was there for some reason. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Robert Byrd is addicted to Red Bull. Vodka too, we assume... "Sen. Gordon Smith (R-Ore.) is the proud possessor of an original copy of Ford's pardon of outgoing President Richard Nixon." [Hill News]

* Rush & Molloy: Former DNC head Terry McAuliffe had great luck raising money from godless Hollywood types, Mike Bloomberg. [NYDN]

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