Gossip Roundup: All Foley, All the Time

  • Heard on the Hill: The only candidates Mark Foley donated to this cycle were Bob Ney and George Allen... A former Page journalist of the Male persuasion tells a hilarious and harrowing story of being hit on in public, at a restaurant, by a visibly drunk Mark Foley. The journo later went to a party at Foley's house. [Roll Call]

  • Reliable Source:Teddy Roosevelt finally won, for the very first time, the Presidents' Race at the Nationals' last game of the season. But he was disqualified for delaying the real baseball game. [WP]

  • Yeas and Nays: Everyone is returning money from Mark Foley's PAC... National Crime Prevention Council spokesperson asked how McGruff the Crime Dog would deal with Mark Foley, declines to comment. [Examiner]

  • Under the Dome: Dead rat found in home shared by Chuck Schumer and Dick Durbin, Durbin refuses to pick it up... "Back in 1998, The Hill ran an item about a Foley congressional travel-expense disclosure showing that while a guest of Disney for the opening of Walt Disney World's Animal Kingdom in Orlando, Fla., he paid for massages at establishments called Muscles & Bustles and the Yacht/Beach Health Club." [The Hill]

  • Lowdown: Get your fill of creepy Mark Foley quotes. "You put 11- and 18-year-olds together in a camp where they're nude, I think it is a recipe for disaster. It is like putting a match next to a gasoline can." [NYDN]

  • Rush & Molloy:Carrie Fisher is haunted by the ghost of the gay Republican operative who died in her bed. Aren't we all? [NYDN]

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