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Gossip Roundup: An Insult to Every Woman Edition

Under the Dome: Former Reagan mourners sell programs on eBay. . . Frist misses medicine. . . Invites to Luntz's party sent out. . . Carson Daly toured the Hill. [The Hill]


Reliable Source: Teresa's pumpkin spice cookie recipe for Family Circle already judged a loser. . . Party for Moore with 500 guests planned at Leftbank. [WP]

Inside the Beltway: Franken objects to Weekly Standard comment he "gushed" when talking to Hillary. . . Democratic group doesn't want a Reagan coin. [WT]

Heard on the Hill: MoveOn PAC to promote "Fahrenheit 9/11" in battleground states. [Roll Call]

Page Six: Monica declines interviews and invite to Clinton library; friend says Clinton's "because I could" explanation is "an insult to every woman;" Monica has run through profits from her book. . . 1,000 guests celebrate My Life with the Clintons at the Met, including Stephanopoulous, Franken, Ryder, Larry King, Paula Zahn, Sharpton, Wintour, Barbara Walters, Natalie Portman, Toni Morrison. [NYP and NYP]

The Scoop: 41 told Clinton My Life was too long, that he would split it with his son. [MSNBC]

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Blanket Disclaimer: Spitting on anybody is dead wrong. Even if it's a Trump.

Still, Eric Trump got to eat a tiny slice of the shit pie women, minorities, poors, disabled, and all of the other people who are deemed "takers" or who come from "shithole countries" experience at some point in their lives: He got spit on. By a woman, according to Breitbart (no link), because we are evil. Woe unto the wealthy white man! Wealthy white men are some of the most abused and marginalized people in the Universe, according to wealthy white men, and Eric Trump is no exception. Please cry for wealthy white men, ok you can stop now. Another group of Americans that are constantly abused, marginalized, and even denied their rights by the very same type of wealthy men that spawn such men as Eric Trump, are called "women." And apparently we are mean as fuck now.

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Well folks, we think we have a geopolitical relations first for an American president. We might need to consult with Doris Kearns Goodwin or Kevin Kruse, but we cannot recall a time one of America's purported enemies OR friends has called the president of the United States "retarded" or anything along those lines. We remember leaders hating American presidents. We remember them recoiling like UGH GET OFF ME when an American president tried to give them a friendly sensual love massage during the G8. We remember them literally attacking our democratic elections in order to prevent the inaugurations of potential presidents they despise and fear. But we don't remember anything like this.

President Hassan Rouhani of Iran, commenting on Donald Trump after the Trump administration threw some new sanctions at Iran on Monday:

Iran warned Tuesday that new U.S. sanctions targeting its supreme leader and other top officials meant "closing the doors of diplomacy" between Tehran and Washington amid heightened tensions, even as President Hassan Rouhani derided the White House as being "afflicted by mental retardation."

Here is the full quote, in case you were wondering if something was lost in translation, like that time Vladimir Putin called Trump "brilliant" and Trump was so excited he left a ring of orange jizz around the bathtub, but what Putin actually said in Russian more accurately translates as "colorful" or "shiny." There's no confusion here:

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