Gossip Roundup: Anything for a Laugh
· James Carvillemakes with whoopee jokes: How do you and your conservative attack bot wife do it? "She usually goes on the bottom." We laughed until we stopped. [ WP ]
·ESPN/ABC sports reporterJim Grayannoys folks on the Hill; people at the State of the Union address wore lots of red. [ The Hill ]
·In New Hampshire,Chris Matthewsattempts to put on a happy face while watching himself being parodied on SNL. Fails. [ WT ]
·White House "laughs off" rumors ofCheney'spermanent retirement to an undisclosed location in favor ofRudy Giulianiin the '04 veep spot. [ NYDN ]
·Getting the facts right: Conservative pundit accusesJohn KerryofBob Kerrey'swar crimes. Hilarity ensues. [ NYDN ]
·Hollywood liberal elite grace us with insight: "Clintonwas cool but a poor listener;Bushis a fraternity brother, not a president. WhereasClintondidn't listen,Bushis simply not interested," says Variety'sPeter Bart. [ NYP ]