* Heard on the Hill: Pelosi to do Leno... Politicians sending fund raiser invites disguised as Valentines... Phil Gingrey shaved his mustache because he's going gray. []

* Reliable Source: Teri Hatcher and George H. W. Bush have developed a bizarre and unhealthy relationship. Baking cookies! Riding Segways! It's all very sad. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Y&N call up a couple of Joe Biden's imaginary friends in Long Island. They claim never to have heard of the man... Chris Heinz, John Kerry's step-son, went to two strip clubs during his bachelor party last week... Mary Bono: Bad at predicting the Grammys. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Dana Rohrbacher blamed global warming on "dinosaur flatulence." [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: Might Helen Thomas have to sit in the back at White House briefings? ... Jack Quinn and Ed Gillespie are partners, but not partner partners. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: David Sirota, denied a Capitol press pass, becomes a Bernie Sanders "intern." [WP]