Gossip Roundup: Boomin' Granny
Reliable Source: "Body language" expert handicaps some races.Michael Steeleholds "an invisible basketball"... More proof that women cannot be trusted in positions of power: Nancy Pelosimay skip election day. Not to go hunting like a man, but to watch her daughter deposit another wretched child onto this godforsaken overcrowded planet. [ WP ]
Yeas and Nays: The following celebrities were here for unimportant reasons: Wilmer Valderrama, Lionel Richie, and Robert Duvall... Hippies hold big hippie party in Meridan Park, hope to convince other hippies to vote, if they're not too high. [ Examiner ]
Rush and Molloy: Chelsea Clintongets job with fancy hedge fund, boyfriendMarc Mezvinskyworks at one of their brokers. Office sex to follow office rail-blowing. [ NYDN ]