Gossip Roundup: Can't Start a Fire
*Heard on the Hill: Rememberyesterday's picture ofHoyer and Pelosidancing in the dark? They were dancing to a Springsteen cover band, led byDennis Moore, playing Buddy Holly's "Oh Boy." ...Tiger Woodswas here... Hill staffers not entering "Funniest Fed" contest, because they're apparently more sensible than we thought. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Elizabeth Birch and Hilary Rosenbroke up! Aww...Geraldine Ferrarovery popular with the Women's Caucus. [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Mark Russellhas canceled his annual St. Patrick's Day party. We've written an amusing song about it, but there's sadly not time to play it now...Tony Snowforced an audience of federal employees to do the wave...Stephen Breyerspeaks French. There are absolutely no jokes that could possibly be made about that. [ Examiner ]
*Under the Dome: Helen Thomasmight get her seat back! When the next President takes over. Except the President doesn't actually assign those seats, so you know...Ellen Tauscher'sdistrict has renamed the Easter Bunny the "Spring Bunny."Anythinggoes in California. [ The Hill ]
*Shenanigans: Everyone's corrupt and making YouTube videos about it... The "Secular Coalition for America" is "outing" an atheist member of congress, or something. [Politico ]
*The Sleuth: LBJ: finally getting a building! [WP ]
*Rush & Molloy: Peter King, who co-chairedMcCain's2000 New York campaign, is now withRudy. [ NYDN ]