* Heard on the Hill: Remember yesterday's picture of Hoyer and Pelosi dancing in the dark? They were dancing to a Springsteen cover band, led by Dennis Moore, playing Buddy Holly's "Oh Boy." ... Tiger Woods was here... Hill staffers not entering "Funniest Fed" contest, because they're apparently more sensible than we thought. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Elizabeth Birch and Hilary Rosen broke up! Aww... Geraldine Ferraro very popular with the Women's Caucus. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Mark Russell has canceled his annual St. Patrick's Day party. We've written an amusing song about it, but there's sadly not time to play it now... Tony Snow forced an audience of federal employees to do the wave... Stephen Breyer speaks French. There are absolutely no jokes that could possibly be made about that. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Helen Thomas might get her seat back! When the next President takes over. Except the President doesn't actually assign those seats, so you know... Ellen Tauscher's district has renamed the Easter Bunny the "Spring Bunny." Anything goes in California. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: Everyone's corrupt and making YouTube videos about it... The "Secular Coalition for America" is "outing" an atheist member of congress, or something. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: LBJ: finally getting a building! [WP]

* Rush & Molloy: Peter King, who co-chaired McCain's 2000 New York campaign, is now with Rudy. [NYDN]


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