Gossip Roundup: Congress's Duty Edition

Reliable Source: Kerry's tale of kids offering, "Give us eight minutes, we'll give you eight years" mirrored similar story recounted by Hillary. . . Bianca Jagger on the Hill to campaign against toxic mold. . . Kerry leads in MTV poll. [WP]


Heard on the Hill: Ben Cohen, of Ben & Jerry's, at Leahy fundraiser: "Any Senator who’s loved by The Dead and hated by the vice president is a true friend of ours.". . . McCain wins $10 bet at boxing match in Vegas. . . Jon Stewart explains: "If the president is the head of the American body politic, Congress is its gastrointestinal tract. Its vast and convoluted inner workings may be mysterious and unpleasant, but in the end they excrete a great deal of material whose successful passage is crucial to our nation’s survival. This is Congress’s duty." [Roll Call]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Kerry tips 18% at Tasti D-Lite. . . Lewinsky, asked if Alan Cumming would be a good president: "How stupid do you think I am?" Cumming recommends new fragrance, Cumming, for Kerry: "It makes you feel better about yourself. It might make him more charismatic." [NYDN]

Rush & Molloy: Clinton's first checkup goes well. [NYDN]

Page Six: Nello sat Biden, RFK Jr., Sharpton for lunch, Giuliani, Kerik for dinner. . . Anderson Cooper: "I can begin to understand how anchor monsters are made. If you're not careful, you can become used to being treated as though you're special and begin to expect it." [NYP, NYP]

Cindy Adams: Fleiss recalls Schwarzenegger thought she had "a nice ass." [NYP]

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