* Heard on the Hill: Chaos at the Capitol as a crazy woman tries to take a cop's gun and a bunch of suspicious packages are found.... Steve Cohen is totally screwing Cybill Shepard... "Wryly acknowledging his reputation as a playboy, former Rep. Harold Ford Jr. (D-Tenn.) assured Maryland Gov. Martin O'Malley (D) that he has no designs on O'Malley's teenage daughter." Ok, WTF everyone... Barbara Boxer: Short! She needs to stand on a box to reach the mic! [Roll Call]


* Reliable Source: Celebrities, DC people attend another gala... Woman who wrote book about cancer to respectfully cash in on current popularity of the disease. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Those suspicious packages showed up as a bunch of congresspeople were trying to pray or something. [Examiner]

* Under the Dome: Phil Hare fell asleep during a congressional hearing and C-Span filmed the whole thing... Now we're on to the "first 100 days" of the Dem congress... The Gridiron dinner won't have the President and it's being held somewhere new and no one will go. [The Hill]

* Shenanigans: You excited for the Media Research Center's annual "Media DisHonor Awards"? No? Why do you hate America? [Politico]

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