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Gossip Roundup: Have We Mentioned How Hilarious the Scarborough Show Is Edition

Reliable Source: Edwards' brother turns himself in for ancient DUI charge. [WP]


Under the Dome: Four teams of lawyers have vetted Kitty Kelley's book on Bush. . . Rep. Clay (D-Mo.) receives solicitation letter from Gillespie. [The Hill]

Heard on the Hill: Novak's source for anti-Frist column could be Craig or Lott. . . P.Diddy recruits DeGeneres, Simmons, DiCaprio, Carville in effort to increase youth turnout. . . Ed Henry welcomes new baby. [Roll Call]

Inside Politics: Peretz, Hertzberg donated to Kerry while Murdoch donated to Bush, Kennedy. [WT]

Inside the Beltway: Allard gives Campbell a post office. [WT]

Rush & Molloy: Ronstadt banned from Vegas hotel for praising Moore. [NYDN]

Page Six: Son of "Republican Party bigwig" is in New York "gyrating in a G-string at gay go-go bars.". . . Sharpton at Prince show. [NYP, NYP]

Liz Smith: Thomason to make Clinton film for presidential library. . . Fairchild tells Scarborough she's on his show for a serious political discussion. [NYP]

Cindy Adams: Another book by Edwards? [NYP]

Fox411: Streep advises Kerry: "He's got to talk to the microphone like he's talking to Theresa, his wife. Everything he says sounds like it's a proclamation. It's just people out there. He's got to pretend he's talking to the person he loves most in the world." [Fox News]

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How do you do, fellow libs? We come together tonight to cheer and clap and cry and laugh, with our leader, Elizabeth Warren, and her fellow nice people Jay Inslee (the gold standard in climate action), Beto O'Rourke (excellent on being a good ally mostly), Cory Booker (best corny love hippie but also Wall Street, it's weird), Julian Castro (I don't know, people are super into him despite his creepy twinness and his too much pomade), Amy Klobuchar (bad bitch), Bill de Blasio ( ... ), John Delaney (???), and Tim Ryan and Tulsi Gabbard.

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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