Gossip Roundup: I Wish I Were On Vacation
The Daily Briefing is on vacation.
• Names and Faces: Rescued Iraq POW Jessica Lynch starts at West Virginia University, "doesn't want any special attention". . . . Hillary Clinton and Jeanine Pirro both have husbands whose misdeeds could overshadow their campaigns, but "The difference between Jeanine Pirro and Hillary Clinton is Jeanine Pirro's husband served time and Hillary's didn't." [WP]
• Lloyd Grove's Lowdown:Walter Kirn and Hil ghoster Maryanne Vollers in tiff over Kirn's post on AndrewSullivan.com describing Voller as having "discovered that there was no Hillary, really, just a creature concocted by her people" . . . . Guiliani pops curb, loses headlight cover. [NYDN]
• Page Six: Michael Moore at lifestyle re-education camp, a.k.a. "fat farm for the rich." [NYP]
• Cindy Adams: Judy Miller's "preference for prison work was the laundry. She was told no, she's not strong enough;" after she dies, Adams plans to ask Ben Franklin "is this what our Founding Fathers had in mind?" . . . . Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke and raised $460,000 at a food allergy event. [NYP]