Gossip Roundup: Jimmy Kimmel? Jimmy Kimmel but Not Us? Feh. Edition
• Page Six: Expected at the Correspondents' Dinner: Affleck, Meg Ryan, George Clooney, Drew Carey, Minnie Driver, Mary Louise Parker, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, Candice Bergen, Anna Kournikova, Serena Williams, former POWs Shoshana Johnson and Jessica Lynch -- also Karina Lombard, Tom Brady, Diane Sawyer, Barbara Walters, Jimmy Kimmel. And Drew Barrymore with a camera. [NYP]
• Inside the Beltway: Aristotle said to influence Hitler, Stalin, and Hussein. . . "Rummy Music" strikes a chord. . . Fear spreads over Invasive Species Act. [WT]
• Inside Politics: Gephardt seems to have VP edge. . . Kerry criticized for guzzling gas with yacht, jet, SUV, et al. . . Dolphin stalks Kerry camp. [WT]
• Names & Faces: WUSA's Andrea Roane nearly escorted from White House grounds for lacking proper press credentials. [WP]