Gossip Roundup: La AUDACIA de la ESPERANZA
*Heard on the Hill: Steny Hoyer'sdog died... "Naked pictures posted on the Internet of an aide to Missouri Gov.Matt Blunt(R), son of House Minority Whip Roy Blunt (R)" are all over the internets...John Boehnercan't pronounce "Tuskegee." ...Stephanie Hersethis nowStephanie Herseth Sandlin. [ Roll Call ]
*Reliable Source: Fred Thompsonhas had some very bad roles in some very bad movies... There are still-living people on theseStar Warsstamps!!! (Though theircareersaren't HA!) [ WP ]
*Yeas and Nays: Don't worry,Michael Steelefans: he will lose a race for something again very soon...Obama'sbook to be translated into Spanish...Kucinich: J/k, don't actually "monitor" the other candidates. We're all friends! Would you like a vegan brownie? [Examiner ]
*Washington Whispers: Here comesTenet'sbook... Here comes theSusan McDougalmovie...Condoleezza Rice: "I'm better in the morning than I am at 9 o'clock at night." [USN&WR ]