Gossip Roundup: Loretta's Cards

Wonkette

November 14, 2006 04:45 PM

Heard on the Hill: Nancy Pelosi's sixth grandkid arrived Monday. It's a boy, named Muqtada al-Pelosi Vos... Debbie Stabenow (D-Mich) is a graduate of Collegehumor.com's number one party/lazy pot-head school, Michigan State. [Roll Call]
Reliable Source: BREAKING: Joe Lieberman and wife Hadassah ALMOST ACCIDENTALLY WENT TO BORAT. [WP]
Examiner: Nancy Pelosi and Jane Harman don't get along, spend a great deal of time at the Four Seasons. We wait with bated breath for hilarity to ensue... Greta Van Susteren is a moronic sycophant, but you knew that. [Examiner]
Under the Dome: Senator-elect Sherrod Brown's wife Connie Schultz will resume her newspaper column and write a book about the race... Loretta Sanchez' much-anticipated Christmas card is coming soon... Immigrant-hater ~~Mike Pence~~ Mark Souder hired Indian telemarketers to phone for him, then complained about their cuh-raazy accents mangling his xenophobic message. [The Hill]

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CHUTZPAH!

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There are perks to being the only Harvard professor willing to shill for the Bush League Mussolini. Everyone else has to haul ass to the Fox studio and sit for hair and makeup. Not Alan Dershowitz! He just parks his laptop in Pee Wee's playhouse and Skypes in that rant. Is he even wearing pants? We hope never to find out!

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