* Reliable Source: The RS column is 15 years old... Lloyd Grove is unemployed, spends all of his time drinking gin and watching Judge Judy. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays:John Kerry is the illegitimate son of Cookie Monster. Also, clearly high... Dan Berger: A lobbyist who paints! [Examiner]

* Washington Whispers:Hillary Clinton voted most Reagan-esque in poll. This, bizarrely, is a positive... Bill Clinton skipping Davos World Economic Forum to write book... Susan Collins gave Joe Lieberman a chocolate gavel, "Choo-choo choose you" valentine... Tom Vilsack doesn't have time to read, skims first sentence of each paragraph, every other page. [USN&WR]

* Page Six:Al Gore sits on the board of Apple, who hate trees and the environment and shit. [NYP]