• Reliable Source: Ryan Seacrest dancing on tables in Georgetown. . . Julianne Moore to testify before Appropriations Committee. . . Bush asks press pool, "Y'all just work for peanuts, right?" [WP]

• Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Coulter on Time cover photo: "My feet are the size of the Atlantic Ocean and my head the size of a pea." [NYDN]

• Cindy Adams: Jenna knocks over glasswear on visit New York's W Hotel at 2:45 in the morning wearing "Michael Jackson-type cover-up scarf." [NYP]

• Page Six: McCain parties with Beck, Tom Brady, Clay Aiken, Tracy Morgan. [NYP]