Gossip Roundup: Shorter is Better Edition

Inside the Beltway: Condoleezza Rice at the Reagan Library: "I was supposed to be here a couple of months ago... in fact, we had gotten Saddam Hussein... the only reason that I wouldn't make it this time was if somehow we'd gotten Osama bin Laden. Unfortunately, I'm here." [WT]

Reilable Source: Rudy Giuliani, smoking a cigar at the Palm: "You can't do this in New York!"... "CNN is Bad News" poster obstructing "money shot" of a victorious Kerry and his wife. [WP]

Under the Dome: Rep. Jim McDermott (D-Wash.) quotes the Bible on the House floor in regards to marriage: "A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed" and "divorce is not possible, and finally, if a married man dies, his brother has to marry his sister-in-law." [The Hill]

Page Six: Terry McAuliffe's days are numbered. "Kerry deserves someone who is 100 percent loyal to him, not someone who has been subservient to the Clintons for years," says source. [NYP]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Skull and Bones members, including William Howard Taft, Bush 41, Bush 43, Kerry, and Dana Milbank, note presidential match-up. "Individual Bonesmen will sway according to their personal affiliations, but the Bonesmen I've spoken to have said it's a win-win situation," says investigator. [NYDN]


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