* Heard on the Hill: Sam Farr's offices mascot needs a name. It's a platypus... Bush is giving the commencement address at a school in Murtha's district. They will fight... House Taco Salad Wednesday controversy continues. [Roll Call]

* Reliable Source: Adrian Fenty can't stop running marathons. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Mike Love wants James Inhofe to be nicer to Al Gore, stop writing such pretentious songs... People are sarcastically vandalizing Louie Gohmert's wikipedia page! ... Bill Frist, douche, went into Cosi, grabbed free bread, left. [Examiner]

* Shenanigans: Look at a list of the ten "sexiest bachelors in Washington" and get depressed... Look at some new MySpace thing for political people and get depressed... Yvette D. Clarke hates Bob Hope. [Politico]

* The Sleuth: John Kerry obsessively checking his Amazon rank... People keep trying to make us care about Fred Thompson. [WP]


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