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Gossip Roundup: Trippitinis Edition

Out & About: Sweeney, Kingston, Shaw, Livingston, Archer, Norquist, Feeney among guests at Frank Luntz's home, dubbed "the Smithsonian, McLean branch". . . Swing voters seduced by mojitos. . . Trippitinis (vodka, pineapple juice, other) downed at Joe Trippi's book party at the Ritz-Carlton Georgetown. [WP]


Heard on the Hill: McCain yells at FEC Chairman Bradley Smith, calls him "a bully" and "corrupt" with "no regard for the Constitution.". . . Democrats file FEC complain against Romney for fundraising on a state bill. . . Thomas (R-Calif.) screams "Shit!". . . DCCC runs blogging contest to raise money. . . Michael Rogers, the Capitol Hill outer, to be on "O'Reilly Factor" tongiht. [Roll Call]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Dean's wallet stolen before his eyes. . . Kerry staffers a bit worried he keeps a private cell phone. [NYDN]

Rush & Molloy: Bush, Lay share an attorney. [NYDN]

Page Six: Soros made $750 million last year. . . Washington newspaper correspondent's "tyrannical tendencies" drive aide to seek "fat settlement" or tell all. . . GQ exclusive investigation says Bush was an elite spy during Vietnam using fraternity-style tactics and was Deep Throat. [NYP, NYP, NYP]

The Scoop: Some Whoopi fans boycott Slim Fast, prolonging the cycle. [MSNBC]

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We know, the thing we said in our headline is a thing you can say every day, but it's really intense today, maybe because Donald Trump is now filled with fear of the inescapable reality that millions of Americans who have not read the Mueller Report are going to see Robert Mueller testify on live TV on July 17, and Donald Trump will be exposed. Maybe the Big Mac vending machine next to his golden toilet is on the fritz and he hasn't had gotten to eat a Big Mac on the poop chair since last night. Maybe he's just a weak and sad person, a collection of shithole cells God meant to throw in the garbage, but accidentally implanted in Mary Trump's turkey incubator. We imagine that'd lead to a pretty constant state of anxiety and ennui.

Whatever it is, he's totally fucked right now. We were going to write a nice post about Trump's batshit interview on Fox Business with Maria Bartiromo, but we were busy, and by the time we got to it, he had performed so many batshit feats that we're just going to stick them all in this one post.

Let's start with the fight he's trying to wage with US soccer star Megan Rapinoe, who in a now-viral video stated that she has no fuckin' interest in going to the White House to meet that idiot. He got into a quarrel with her on Twitter ... or at least with a Twitter account that didn't belong to her. It's now been replaced, in order that the adult president may shit-tweet at the soccer superstar who hurt his feelings, but Splinter grabbed the original:

The rant continued:

Right. And Megan Rapinoe just said win or lose, she has no interest in meeting your crusty ass, because no decent American would consider that an honor.

Besides, she has already been to the White House to meet a legitimately elected president:

By the by, the owner of the incorrect Megan Rapinoe account saw Trump's whining and told him to grow a dick and set it on fire:

Ya burnt!

But as we said, it was a whole day of batshit from Trump, so let's continue.

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DING DONG THE WITCH IS ... quite likely to land on her feet. But for today, the New York Times reports Dana Loesch is out of a job, the latest casualty in the war between the NRA and its longtime advertising company Ackerman McQueen. But every cloud has a silver bullet lining, since Dana will have more free time now to spend on her favorite hobby. We can't wait to see which cartoon character she photoshops Klan hoods onto next. Maybe she'll branch out and start putting Nazi armbands onto Buzz Lightyear. Oh, we would be so triggered!

As one of the most visible characters on NRATV with literal hundreds of viewers for each of her fascist rants, Dana Loesch was a tireless advocate for the gunhumpers lobby, always ready to call out "tragedy dry-humping whores," threatening to "fist" or perhaps "fisk" the New York Times, and expressing her hope that the Mueller Report would die in an "AIDS fire."

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