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Gossip Roundup: Yes, OK, It's Been a Busy Day, Lay Off Edition

· Reliable Source with the latest Bushism, James Brown's female troubles (with irony!); did we mention that Janet Jackson's tit was on TV? [WP]


· Powell's trip to Georgia (the country); D.C. Board of Education and Ethics staffer lied about graduating from college [The Hill]

· Unwelcome airline seatmates; putting the "W" in AWOL: "I look forward to that debate, when John Kerry, a war hero with a chest full of medals, is standing next to George Bush, a man who was AWOL," say DNC chair McAuliffe. [Roll Call]

· GOP se habla español: Asks congressmen to "consider hiring a Spanish-speaking staffer" in the district office who can "maintain a Hispanic voter-contact database and reach out to Hispanic organizations." [WT]

· DId the liberal media elite turn Al Gore III to a life of crime? [NYP]

· Gray Davis will play himself on an episode of "Yes, Dear.” (Oh, get lobbyist job already!) [NYP]

· Liz Smith gets accused of being part of the liberal media elite: "She notes I entered First Lady Laura Bush's name last in the list and said, 'This proves your bias!'" [NYP]

· Cheney still dogged by "canned hunt" pheasant shoot. [NYDN]

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Is there ANY good news for the bumblefucking Trump re-election campaign these days? Their polling numbers are in the shitter, therefore Trump is firing the pollsters. Trump's Hitler rally kickoff event in Florida last night was ... whatever it was. Oh, and did we mention that they ain't got no money? Like, of course, not counting whatever Russian money they're not telling us about.

Don Jr. recently called a prominent donor and warned that Trump's money haul is falling behind where Barack Obama was early in his reelection, while Jared Kushner has privately complained to RNC chairwoman Ronna Romney McDaniel that Trump's war chest is not as big as it should be at this point in the cycle.

Whiiiiiiiiiine. Guess they're gonna have to see if they can launder some rubles somewhere, ALLEGEDLY.

Gabe Sherman has some more bad news about Trump's shithole campaign, and it is that Robert and Rebekah Mercer, the father-daughter billionaire duo who bankrolled much of Trump's "victory" in 2016 -- including funding Breitbart, and also the part of the "victory" that comprised Cambridge Analytica, the data company they owned that may have done some real hinky stuff, possibly with Russia, in order to get Trump "elected" -- have zipped up their checkbooks and decided Trump can go eat dicks for all they care.

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