Gossip Roundup: You Are [Bleeping] Gorgeous Edition

Reliable Source: In August, Clooney, Damon will start shooting film in D.C. based on Bob Baer book. . . At Bloomberg party, Lockhart skipped the line, Franken waited with the masses in the rain. . . Affleck to Frist staffer: "Why do you work for him?" Affleck to Norah O'Donnell: "It's your duty to vote. You're a bad citizen!". . . Patricia Kluge yelled at the wrong restaurant for not stocking her wine. [WP]

Under the Dome:Kerrey on Bush visit to 9/11 panel: "We bonded. I called him 'Skipper,' he called me 'Captain.' It was amazing.". . . Kean tries to release 9/11 report on non-partisan date. . . At WWII memorial, Hollings: "Boy, that looks just like Niagara Falls." Dole: "You mean Viagra Falls?" Later, Dole commented, "Whatever works." [The Hill]

Inside the Beltway:Specter's opponent calls for 11 debates. . . Recreation.gov hacked with anti-Bush message. [WT]

Heard on the Hill: Resolution celebrating Mother's Day accused of being pro-life. . . Frist wins $36 bet on Kentucky Derby. . . Julie Asher of Fox News gives birth while the rest of the media attends WHCD. . . Lugar, Frist, Grassley, Rep. Bart Gordon (D-Tenn.), Ensign and Hutchison to run tomorrow in race benefiting D.C. Special Olympics. [Roll Call]

Rush & Molloy:Clinton is bogged down writing memoir, according to frsh Vanity Fair piece. Clinton: "I am literally hardly sleeping. [It was] hard enough to live my life the first time. The second time has really been tough." Friends say he is self-absorbed and has been spotted "stroking and smooching" Hillary. . . Vanessa Kerry hogged Affleck, but another woman flashed him, saying "You are [bleeping] gorgeous.". . . Beer is tossed on Dean. . . Kwame Jackson "was all over" Serena Williams. . . Sharpton losing weight for TV gig. [NYDN]

Lloyd Grove's Lowdown: Model Karolina Kurkova has an aversion to Affleck: "No, I don't want to go there!". . . Lott, Specter, and Clinton all allegedly were blindfolded and asked to expose a breast and a leg during initiation to the Masons. [NYDN]

Cindy Adams:Clinton expected to give long speech at opening of his library in November. [NYP]

Page Six:Bush's AIDS czar cancels subscription to Poz magazine after 80 nude, HIV-positive people are featured on the cover. [NYP]


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