Gov. Jan Brewer Growing Socialism in Arizona Now, Just Like Judas Did to Jesus
Hey, boys and not-boys, remember when Arizona Gov. Jan Brewer was kind of a Republican hero because she would literally get all up in President Obama's face and tell him what's what, and she waged full-on, non-stop nukular war on the Messicans, and she stood up for the sanctity of life of guns, and she let people who couldn't afford health care die because if they didn't want to die, they should have thought of that before they lived in Arizona, and some Republicans were even, all, "Hey, she should run for president!" because they (a) have an awesome sense of humor, and/or (b) they fucking love losing.
Former Arizona state Sen. Russell Pearce (R) had tough words for Jan Brewer this week, condemning the Republican governor for agreeing to expand Medicaid under President Barack Obama's signature health care reform law. [...]
"It will grow socialism in Arizona at a level that it has never been grown before," Pearce said. "When you do that, every state that has 30 percent or more of its people on government programs, obviously, goes blue."
Oh noes! Gov. Brewer is planting little socialism seeds that will grow into Democrats! You know who else planted socialism seeds? (No, not Hitler. You thought it was going to be Hitler, right?)
Since deciding to expand Medicaid through the Affordable Care Act in January, Brewer has faced harsh criticism from members of her own party.
"Jesus had Judas. Republicans have Governor Brewer," Maricopa County GOP Chairman A.J. LaFaro said in March.
Oh, did you not know that Judas killed Jesus by expanding Medicare? Well, GO READ YOUR BIBLE, HEATHENS! Because that is exactly how it happened, and now Jan Brewer cannot be a Republican hero anymore because she is in cahoots with President Obama to spread socialism and Jesus-killing across the land, and we can't have that, can we? So cancel the ticker tape parade and take Brewer's name off the 2016 ballot because it turns out she's just an eeeevil librul socialist Judas after all. The end.