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Grab Your Wallet, You Are Not Leaving Without Your 'Shut The F*ck Up Luke Russert' Coffee Cup

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Sorry, Old Handsome Joe, but there is a new kid in town, and he isin desperate need of a cup of SHUT THE FUCK UP. $16.99 plus like a million dollars in shipping and handling (that does not actually cover the whole cost of the shipping and handling, people who are mad at how much we charge for shipping and handling). Thank you for shopping at Wonket Bazaar. We love you.

Rebecca Schoenkopf

Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.

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