"Nice pic. Very tender moment."
"Yeah, but you focus on the ass. Does the ass want to be the moment?"
"Nah, it's a patriotic moment. A homecoming."
"Yeah, but what does it say exactly? It's kind of ambiguous. Maybe we need some text. Just to clarify, you know?"
"Don't worry. I can totally fix this..."
The Oregonian in Iraq [Oregonian]