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Greenland Cute When Overexcited

* Heard on the Hill: Non-profit offers cash reward for video of Mitch McConnell refusing to answer questions about secret hold on a campaign finance bill... "Speaker Pelosi is the highest-ranking American official to ever visit Greenland." ... Ryan Gosling is here for some reason. And some other actors. [Roll Call]


* Reliable Source: DC-based American Idol loser w/ the racy photos is coming back to finish school. [WP]

* Yeas and Nays: Tom DeLay signs a book for Ben Affleck, mentions his fantastic performance in Mallrats... John Edwards' mom now reduced to begging for money for her son... There were metal detectors at the spelling bee, because spelling is a dangerous business. [Examiner]

* The Sleuth: Capitol Hill is infested with rats, symbolism. [WP]

* Washington Whispers: John Kerry is popular or something? ... Fred Thompson's fake-titted trophy wife is exactly like Nancy Reagan... Elaine Chao, second-longest serving and single least effective Labor Secretary, chatted with a predecessor about how hard she's trying to undo all of his work... Reagan annotated his speeches himself, making edits that revealed the fact that his mind was gone well before his presidency ended. [USN&WR]

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