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Gross Ohio Democrats Go Topless, Because Rob Portman Is Bad

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Hey, people taking off their shirts .... old people, chunky people ... to make, uh, a typically dumb/strained Democrat political point, that actually makes no real sense, and is just gross. Go to a website and the Democratic Party will send, uh, a shirt to Rob Portman, because he's some Bush slimeball who is to blame for the Global Financial Collapse, we guess?


And if you have no job, in Ohio, what you really want is for the fucking Democratic Party to spend money on fucking T-shirts to send to Rob Portman's campaign office, where they'll sit in boxes until somebody takes them to the Goodwill with all the other shirts donated by broken-up bands and failed campaigns. And then, poor people of Ohio, maybe then you can have a $4 t-shirt again. Jesus fucking christ.

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