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Guess What, Ladies? He's Jewish, Too!

Hell, if Kinky Friedman can win in Texas .... - WonketteNatural-born charmer George Allen is more than a cruel-hearted senator facing the end of his political career thanks to the most arcane racial slur controversy since "Hymietown" -- he's also a Jew!


That's what the obsessed-with-Jews newspaper Forward claims today, at least.

The California-born glamour boy has a "French Tunisian" mother. But Forward says instead of being a run-of-the-mill French imperialist crushing the aspirations of occupied North Africans, Mrs. Henriette (Etty) Lumbroso Allen was also a member of the "august Sephardic Jewish Lumbroso family."

Also, she's descended directly from Jesus Christ and Mary Magdalene ... which means George Allen is actually the Messiah!

No, wait, that's from that crappy Dan Brown book.

And according to Forward, this could open a whole can of kosher worms:

The controversy could end up resurrecting a dominant theme of the Democratic primaries four years ago, when it turned out that no fewer than four presidential hopefuls had significant Jewish ties: Senator Joseph Lieberman was an Orthodox Jew; Senator John Kerry was descended from Jews and had a brother who converted to Judaism; former general Wesley Clark had a Jewish father; Howard Dean was married to a Jewish woman and raised Jewish children.
Alleged Slur Casts Spotlight On Senator's (Jewish?) Roots [Forward]

-- KEN LAYNE

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Poor People Are Mad As Hell, And They're Not Going to Take It Anymore.

The Poor People's Campaign marched on Washington, and we were there!

Culture Wars
by Dominic Gwinn

Yesterday the new Poor People's Campaign, led by Rev. William Barber and Rev. Dr. Liz Theoharis, concluded 40 days of protest and civil disobedience with a rally on the National Mall. Building off of Rev. Martin Luther King Jr's original Poor People's Campaign 50 years ago, the new campaign is aimed at uniting labor leaders with activists to build a coalition of all marginalized people

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The police have clearly failed to stop the scourge of black kids selling water to thirsty people, so your average law-abiding, permit-respecting white lady has no choice but to take matters into her own (did we mention they were white?) hands. You might call her a busybody gone power mad or a simple tool of racist micoaggression, but we just call her "Permit Patty."

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