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Hey you guys, are you going to Glenn Beck’s“Restoring Honor” rally at the Lincoln Memorial on “8.28.10”? We should all carpool with Ted Nugent and Sarah Palin in their cars/snow machines and sing “Cat Scratch Fever” on the way, it will be so cool. But if their rides are full, then maybe our National Rifle Association friends can take us to the rally, which is being promoted with Abe Lincoln posters. Did you know that Abraham Lincoln was shot once?


So was Martin Luther King, Jr. -- and as Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence president Paul Helmke points out, August 28 is the anniversary of MLK’s “I Have a Dream” speech, also at the Lincoln Memorial. Wonder how Lincoln and MLK would feel about the NRA. Or about the NRA’s new magazine cover (as seen here thanks to Media Matters for America and their scanning technologies), which looks junky.

Supposedly the rally, which is being organized by Beck and the Special Operations Warrior Foundation, won’t be political at all because it’s all about honoring the troops and Freedoms. But all of the speakers are known for their political views and for being psycho, basically, so if everyone stays on message then it will be a miracle. And Abe Lincoln and MLK will rise from the dead to become spokesmen for the NRA, and there will be peace in America. [Huffington Post]

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It's the night before the two-night Democratic primary debate extravaganza, and we're already tired. Turns out having 20 candidates spread across two nights when only six or eight of them matter is not the must-see TV we all thought it was going to be! But that's not to dissuade you from getting excited! We're excited! We're so excited! We're so ...

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In case you need a reminder, here is how it's going to go down:

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Lately he's been blowing smoke from another orifice.

After a cursory examination of the TWELVE filings in the case against California Congressman Duncan Hunter just in the past 24 hours, we can confidently declare that that guy is a fucking idiot. The prosecutors have him by every last one of his short and curlies -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to pay for hundreds of thousands of dollars of ski trips, video games, tuition, and plane tickets for the family rabbit.

A rational human being would have pleaded down a year ago and given up his congressional seat, since he could cash out and make a lot more money as a lobbyist anyway. But not Duncan Hunter! He made the federal government chase him down and document every last carton of cigarettes, round of tequila, and Uber ride of shame home from his many girlfriends' houses in a 60-count indictment filed last August. And still this dumb sumbitch refused to admit he was caught, even after his lovely wife (and co-conspirator) Margaret Hunter flipped on him this month -- which is what happens when you use your campaign credit card to carry on multiple affairs and you piss off the US Attorneys enough that they put every 7 a.m. Uber ride in your indictment.

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