Guys, I Am Seriously Considering Running For Montana's Congressional Seat
Know what else Montanans love? Hillary Clinton!
A friend sent me this news link about Montana Nazi Richard Spencer seriously considering running for the state's lone Congressional seat being vacated by Rep. 'Commander' Ryan Zinke as he goes off to grift the Interior for President-elect Donald Trump.
And that got me seriously considering running myself. Montana still elects Democrats for governor, and, half of the time, the Senate! The kind of Democrats you could have a beer with, because Montana loves beer. Montana does NOT elect mouthy women, even though we are the best to have a beer with, and often, we'll buy!
Please stop me. Please.
I can see me and Shy and the babby and our deerhunting son hopping in the Wonkebago and going to all of the towns and saying, "HI OATHKEEPERS! I AM RUNNING FOR CONGRESS DON'T SHOOT ME," and "Who's from California? You must be talking about Ryan Zinke, not me!" and dumb boring things like "hey, let's talk about your healthcare, it is important," and "MONTANA IS PRETTY, WE SHOULD KEEP IT THAT WAY, PS COAL SUX LOL."
Guys, make me not run for Congress please. It will only all end in tears.
Rebecca Schoenkopf is the owner, publisher, and editrix of Wonkette. She is a nice lady, SHUT UP YUH HUH. She is very tired with this fucking nonsense all of the time, and it would be terrific if you sent money to keep this bitch afloat. She is on maternity leave until 2033.