H.A. Goodman, We Are Sorry For Your Loss
Please enjoy this video of H.A. Goodman being extremely, painfully wrong, again and again, about the inevitable indictments to be handed down against Hillary Clinton and all of her staff for being the biggest email criminals ever, or at least second after whoever littered America with all those AOL disks during most of the 1990s. Nearly everything about this video is stunningly, impressively incorrect in its predictions, starting with the confident title, "CHECKMATE: Hillary Clinton Needs President Obama's Pardon After FBI Indictment. Bernie Wins." We honestly didn't think anyone could ever rocket past Bill Kristol to the title of "most inaccurate predictions in a single text," but H.A. Goodman may have just managed it.
Hooray, all the Hillary Clinton scandals are over now, until the GOP makes up some new ones!
The indictments are imminent. They're imminent because if the FBI doesn't recommend indictments, the entire planet will say that, you know what? The rule of law in the United States of America pertaining to the most powerful politicians is -- is one standard for Hillary Clinton and another standard for everybody else. The FBI is not going to be remembered -- for generations! -- as the law enforcement agency that caved to an overtly corrupt politician named Clinton ... Rest assured, the honorable James Comey and the FBI will recommend indictment for Hillary Clinton.
Goodman follows this up with some speculation about how Barack Obama might just go ahead and pardon Clinton before the Justice Department can prosecute her, because the fix is in, and "Hillary Clinton knows that she's going down, the FBI is going to take her down. She knows this." But once she's indicted, which she will be, she'll stay in the race, and then at the Democratic Convention, Bernie Sanders will "make a strong passionate case" for the nomination which he earned by getting fewer votes (IN A RIGGED SYSTEM!!!), and then Bernie will get the nomination. Everyone knows this except brainwashed Clinton supporters, duh. And then after she hands the nomination to Bernie, Barack Obama may or may not step in and pardon her. He might not, really, since he actually hates Clinton for all her racism in 2008.
So, now that none of that has happened, H.A. Goodman is claiming victory, because of course he was vindicated by everything James Comey said, except for the part about the indictments, which is now merely a distraction from the main point, which is that Hillary is guilty, guilty, guilty, and the FBI said so, just not in a way that involved any recommendation to prosecute:
So apart from her ever being prosecuted, Clinton may as well show up at Leavenworth to begin serving her sentence right now, and Bernie is President! Then Goodman posted a new video to explain exactly how right he is, and he is not at all put off by brainwashed Hillarybots saying he was "wrong" about the indictments:
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