Hack Senator Jon Kyl To Retire, Be Cynically Replaced By Ailing Giffords

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February 10, 2011 01:15 PM

Three-term Sen. Jon Kyl will announce his retirement at a noon ET news conference Thursday in Phoenix, two Republican sources confirmed to Fox News. [...]
Several officials, both GOP and Democratic, speculated Thursday that should Kyl resign, Rep. Gabby Giffords, rapidly recovering from a recent shot to the head at a constituent meeting, could be a contender.

Yeah! Kyl's dead, so let's get her in the race before she can speak and tell us whether she wants to run or not! People love shooting victims. Both parties know that!

Disgusting. [Fox News]

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