Handsome Old Joe Biden: We Are All 'Lubricated' in Different Ways


You know who doesn't care if Handsome Old Joe is pageview death? US, that's who! Some things are too important to care about whoring for click grift, and one of those things is Joe, and another is him talking about lubrication. Your Wonkette challenges ALL of you not to love this old bastard.What's up, JOE?

“You know there’s an old Irish saying, there’s all kinds of old Irish sayings. My grandfather Finnegan, I think he made them up. But uh, it says, may the hinges of our friendship never go rusty. Well, with these two folks that you’re about to meet if you haven’t already, there’s no doubt about them staying oiled and lubricated here…”

THAT'S what's up. Video of Ol' Foot-in-Mouth, with the mouth, and the foot, after the jump!

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