Just to keep a minimal level of decorum, Wonkette would like to offer a Guide to Ineffectual Protesting, the non-partisan edition. Whether you want to kick some rag-head ass or abolish the Zionist neo-con cabal, we think you'll find these suggestions make for less ridiculousness all around.

• Spell check your signs.

• Do not destroy religious symbols honoring dead soldiers.

• Do not invite Al Sharpton.

• Telling wounded soldiers that they were "maimed for lies" makes you look like an asshole.

• Vaginas make poor spokespeople.

• Maintain your sense of humor.

• Bathe.