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Hanks to WH Press Corps: Wake Up

Wonkette's White House operative forwarded us this freshly brewed report:


actor tom hanks donated a cappucino machine to the white house press corps. it's in the snack room at the white house. below is the note hanks sent along with the machine.

11 June 2004

To the White House Press Corps

I hope this machine will make the 24 hour cycle of news a bit more pleasant.

Add water, insert pod, press button and REPORT!

All good things,

Tom Hanks

Very subtle, Tom. (And we thought pod insertion at the White House had stopped with Clinton.)
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