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There are many exciting things to do this weekend, this freezing, rainy, middle-of-December weekend. For example: a concert at a pizza place. That's something new. Oh, and Tim Gunn, the "distinguished one" from Project Runway will be in town promoting some charity thing, for gays. Get liquored up and ask questions about Heidi Klum.


Friday:

  • Go to Halo and do clubby things with Tim Gunn, the gentleman who plays Dorian Gray on the teevee show Project Runway. This thing doubles as a charity event in which your money will go towards LGBT causes. 7 PM; prices vary. [BrightestYoungThings]

Saturday:

  • Ted Leo is playing a sold-out show at the Black Cat. Not to worry if you didn't get tickets, as Ted Leo will be on tour forever and always has been. [Black Cat]
  • Sounds like robots having sex to a Rapture album: Ghostland Observatory at the 9:30 Club. $20; 7 PM. [9:30 Club]
  • Arlington Cinema will be holding a Found Footage Film Festival, in which they will be playing of film found here and there as well as random footage from cable access networks. Like YouTube, except stripped of its user agency! 6:45 PM; $10. [Washington Post]

Sunday:

  • The 9:30 Clubs hosts vulgar, be-costumed metal-heads GWAR at 7 PM. $20. [9:30 Club]
  • Strokes-y, punk-y Silver Spring-based the Jet Age will be playing at Comet Ping Pong. A concert, with pizza! Do not miss this. [Comet Ping Pong]
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Cripes the News has been awful lately! And so Yr Editrix suggested we find some good, positive news. Especially after we pitched writing a Wonket about this Mother Jones story on how global warming may be killing the whales, even though Donald Trump knows their prince. (Reply: "Nope. FOR SURE NOT THAT.") And so, as a reminder that a gooder world is possible and apropos of nothing at all that definitely didn't set your Editrix off on Twitter, where she has been stewing and bitching most shrillfully about the 2016 election and the 2020 election and any terrible similarities thereof and thereupon and therefore and thereto, we present a collection of videos of Elizabeth Warren yelling at big banks and calling for them to be broken up and their criminal operators to go to jail. Puppies and kittens will only get you so far, after all.

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