Happy Bill Clinton Impeachment Day!
On this glorious day, eight short years ago, the greatest monster America has ever seen was finally stopped. "President" Bill "Slick Willy" Clinton was impeached by the United States House of Representatives for perjury, obstruction of justice, talking funny, and violating the strict "No Fat Chicks" rule of our Founding Fathers.
Here's to the 105th Congress, who, while no 109th, had their own fair share of hilarious sexual misadventures. And they had the balls to impeach the President during the last days of a lame duck session, which demonstrates a willingness to show up to work and vote for shit that our beloved 109th thankfully disdained, 'cause who knows what the hell crazy shit they would've enacted if they'd bothered to legislate during this term.
Clinton Impeachment Day [BIO]