Happy Birthday, Dr. Jill Biden! How Will You Celebrate? Wow, Really?


Happy Birthday, Second Lady Jill Biden! You're an accomplished educator (yay for you and high school English teachers* everywhere!), an advocate for community colleges and for military families, a Blue Star Mother, an advocate and  fund-raiser for breast cancer research, and according to the Infallible Font of All Knowledge, your stint as an adjunct prof at Northern Virginia Community College makes you probably "the first Second Lady to hold a paying job while her husband is Vice President," which ought to be good for a trivia contest somewhere. We bet you hate grading papers as much as anyone else. But none of that impressive stuff is especially funny, so here's that video where you just can't stop breaking into giggles because once a dick joke is part of the conversation, everything sounds like a dick joke. Man, we know a thing or two about that, too!

*(While we're thanking high school English teachers, please indulge us as we thank the late Retha Foster, whose AP English class set us inexorably toward majoring in English. Hey, Mrs. Foster, it took 33 years, but look who's a full-time writer person now!)

[Dr. Jill Biden bio at WhiteHouse.gov]

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Doktor Zoom's real name is Marty Kelley, and he lives in the wilds of Boise, Idaho. He is not a medical doctor, but does have a real PhD in Rhetoric. You should definitely donate some money to this little mommyblog where he has finally found acceptance and cat pictures. He is on maternity leave until 2033. Here is his Twitter, also. His quest to avoid prolixity is not going so great.


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