Our favorite-not-favorite rocker and gun enthusiast turns 65 today! We here at Wonkette would like to wish Ted Nugent a most happy birthday (or should we say Merry Birthday, because December? We don't want to get yelled at for using the wrong word here.) Since it is Mr. Nugent's 65th birthday, we are sure that he enjoy sucking on the teat of the Nobummer gubmint and begin using government-run Medicare. We wish him nothing but the best of healthcare -- you're welcome, Ted, for using our tax dollars to subsidize your rock-n-roll lifestyle. Let's take a trip down memory lane, shall we?

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