Happy Football, Money, Jay Leno & Celine Dion Day!
Still haven't committed suicide? Try this one -- it's historical!
Your problem is that you haven't heard enough good "patriotic songs" -- like, say, for instance, an instrumental version of that great patriotic song "Born In the USA" played by some kid on a Casio in his living room.
What's missing there, obviously, are the patriotic lyrics. So enjoy this version! Now with commentary ... and, uh, Hulk Hogan!
A Great America -- Happy 4th of July [YouTube]
4TH JULY [YouTube]